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Air-Butt-Guitar 

the sexual process of placing ones hand in anothers butt extending the fingers, and wiggling them around as if one were playing the air guitar.
i totally banged this girl last night and played favorite air-butt-guitar riffs.
Air-Butt-Guitar by joshal November 12, 2007

baile de los gitanos 

Flamenco; Dance of the Gypsies; The traditioal spanish salsa dance form.
Carolyn Holguin is classically trained as a flamenco dancer who performs 'el baile de los gitanos' around the world.

guitarget practice 

1. The act of shooting squinty-eyed dirty looks at the guitar player in your band (which he, unfortunately never see's because of guitar face!) when he decides to solo LOUDY through the entire song in his usual autistic way.
Q: So how was rehearsal Saturday?

A: It was more like guitarget practice - you know how Jimmy can be sometimes. . .
guitarget practice by 217 August 4, 2006
The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.
1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.
guitarded by Kdott December 6, 2006

Gitanshu 

Elephant riding chode from Indian descent
this Gitanshu is really warm
Gitanshu by Nicmak! October 28, 2010

Guitar Wanker 

A guitar player that constantly plays unimpressive scales onstage, calls it soloing but really it's just wanking. Usually leads into ten minute "improvised" guitar "solos" of the player just going up and down scales. Musical masturbation. Even though the typical guitar wanker is not very creative, non-musical audience members may be very impressed by it all, but other musicians are not.
Guitar wankers can often be found in bar room blues bands and new bands with short set lists. Heavy Metal guitarists in general are wankers. Neil Young is a prime example of a guitar wanker.
Guitar Wanker by Inducer69 August 27, 2013