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geriatricidal

A dog who knowingly attempts murder of a geriatric dog by utilizing “play” as their weapon of choice.
Did you hear Merlin went to the neighbors today and tried to murder Pepper?
-Sam

No, but I could tell that puppy seemed geriatricidal.
-Rachel
by MarkTheWise December 10, 2022
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Garit

he has a girlfriend.
me: heals garit
garit: thanks but i have a girlfriend
by trialofthepanda December 18, 2022
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Geriatric Gen-Xer

Geriatric Gen-Xers are a specific subsection of Gen-Xers. They typically drive crossover SUVs and lifted pickup with Salt Life, Punisher, Calvin urinating on the competition Logo vehicle or Life Laugh Love stickers on the back windows.

These folks will still have a Tasmanian Devil or Tweety Bird tattoo somewhere on their body. They were the first adopters of the Farmhouse esthetic . They joke about not being like their boomer parents but they’re worse in someways.

They’re usually bigoted than their Millennial counterparts, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children.

Geriatric Gen-Xers typically do not comprehend the causes that younger generations about. Geriatric Gen-Xers also have a tendency to "stand their ground” and act like everybody else is wrong and they’re always right.
“Look at Uncle Donnie, that Geriatric Gen-Xer posting about how he was a latch key kid again, bragging about all the Nintendo’s his parents could afford because their mortgage was paid off by the time he was 10.”
by LilyDeflower March 24, 2023
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Genital Jam

A gender neutral term to describe secretions emitted from genitalia as a result of sexual arousal, stimulation, or activity.
Alex and Jamie really went at it in the guest room last night, there is genital jam all over the bed, walls, and tv remote.
by Häxa July 18, 2023
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geitlyn

A beautiful girl with a lot of secrets. She is not afraid of showing who she is and anyone she has a problem with she’ll let them know. She’s goofy and really annoying can someone’s can get on your nerves. When somone has problem with her dear people she will alway handle it!
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by Xoxo July 21, 2023
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Geitlyn

She'll always handle the problems. She's a beautiful girl with a lot of secrets. She is not afraid of showing who she is and anyone she has a problem with she’ll let them know. She’s goofy and really annoying can someone’s can get on your nerves.
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by Xoxo July 21, 2023
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Geriatdick

That old dude is doing well with that drunk girl. She's going be be getting some geriatdick tonight!
by Sir To You August 15, 2023
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