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German Dick Rape

while you are masturbating a fellow male shoves a frozen sausage up your ass and shoves his dick in your mouth and cums all over your face.
I was jacking off in the bathroom at daves party and mickey came in and gave me a german dick rape the fuckin asshole
by DaveMickeyMcGermansonLickButt October 18, 2010
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german shizer

often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.
"mom, why did I see you in a german shizer movie?"
by John Stucko March 31, 2003
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Germantown Academy

An awesome private school is Ft Washington, PA. The kids are all very diverse and pretty damn intelligent. Not all the kids are filthy rich, many get scholarships there or their parents scrape by to get their kids a good education. Not everyone there is preppy, theres lot's of different types of people with different styles, yet basically everyone interacts with each other despite their differences. The kids at GA are really nice, and, sure... many smoke and drink ect, but theres always some kids in every school who party. Before you categorize everyone in a school based on one student, take a look at yourself and your school. Some kids may be spoiled, but there are also spoiled kids at public school who's parents are just too cheap to even pay for them to go to a better one. Ga kids are smart and atheletic...and it's kinda funny that GA is ranked one of the top 10 schools in the state.
Everyone who disses GA is just jealous they aren't getting a good education, jealous they don't even know how to spell, and jealous they can't even afford a "polo shirt".
by oh, don't be jealous January 24, 2005
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German sex-machine

garth or any other german known to have sex for 4 hours or more with only one orgasm
by K-D-O-double G July 10, 2006
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german army tank

Stretching the balls to the end of the shaft so it resembles a german army tank, preferably a Panzer.
Hey, look at Cole he has a little german army tank because of his little weiner.
by matt connelly January 25, 2006
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German Buffet

An informal luncheon or lunch originating in the area around Leipzig Germay—originally the light meal eaten between breakfast and dinner, but now often taking the place of dinner, the fashionable hour being one (or half after if cards are to follow) —is of two kinds. The "buffet" luncheon, at which the guests eat standing; and the luncheon served at small tables, at which the guests are seated....

The following dishes cover the essentials of a “German buffet” luncheon. Beverages: punch, coffee, chocolate (poured from urn, or filled cups brought from pantry on tray); hot entrées including Bratwurst, Klöße, Schäuferla, or Heidschnucke of various sorts (served from chafing dish or platter) preceded by hot bouillon; cold entrées, Sauerbraten, Sauerkraut, and Kartoffelsalat with heavy dressings; hot rolls, wafer-cut sandwiches (lettuce, tomato, deviled ham, etc.); small cakes, frozen creams and ices.
Marc and Sebastian enjoyed a messy, but filling German buffet after work
by Uwe 2 May 15, 2007
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German Bowtie

The act of taking your penis, rolling it under you sack, making you nuts stick up, and your dick stick sideways, making it look like a bowtie.
Mitch: Dude look at my German Bowtie!
Matt: HOLY SHIT! I DID THAT TO MY DAD LAST NIGHT!
by DeadyBearMan. February 18, 2008
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