granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Ur granny Tranny

A very harsh comeback to Ur mom gay. Lots better then the average No u. Basically means their grandma in trans gender .

Girl1 : Ur mom big gay

Boy: That sucks but ur granny tranny

Girl1:Your family tree LGBT
Boy:Ur dad lesbian

Girl1: Your ancestors incesters

Boy:BRUH

Girl1
Girl1:BRUH
Boy: BRUH

EVERYONE: BRUH

by Ur big momma March 17, 2020

glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home

“my nurse is such a glucose granny”

by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023

Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

granny lollies

duggrs

granny lollies are sweet, OOOO YAHHHH

by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020

granny bottle

granny bottle.

granny bottle.

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023