granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Granny Grand slam

Take a Dab, take a shot of liquor, take a bong rip of weed, chug a beer, and exhale. All in one breathe makes the "granny grand slam". First performed by a youtube "grandma". Taking the "strikeout" to the next level.

My friends and I took some granny grand slams last night, we got peeled back!

by Walleyewacker11 September 26, 2018

Ur granny tranny

The all time worse thing to say to someone

Joe: Ur mom gay
Dan: Ur dad lesbian
Joe: Ur granny tranny

*Dan dies of shock

by DaddyOfThots69 May 10, 2018

Granny nigger digger

A nigger digger that loves digging out ur bootyhole at yo grandmas crib

Nigga1: Ay nigga pull up to my grandmas crib tonight
Nigga 2: Ight bet

(Proceeds to eat out that black ass)
Nigga1: Yo nigga keep yo niggie babies in yo booty hole
Nigga2: Baby ur such a granny nigger digger

by BiggeNiggeII November 21, 2023

On That Granny

A placeholder phrase that can mean anything *PORN AFFILIATED*
OTG for short.

Oh gosh you are so On That Granny. USB OTG.

by onthatgranny December 2, 2024