granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 06, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007

granny bin

Granny bin is like where someone dumps the oldies at so they don't have to wipe their asses anymore

A nursing home or refered to as the granny bin in slang (mainly Australian or British)

by Thefuckingdictionary December 31, 2014

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.

Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Granny Juju

"Granny Juju" is the hottest thing on earth and can be used to describe something as attractive

"My girl almost as bad as Granny Juju"

by iamritz July 22, 2024

granny regina

The hottest, thiccest, sexiest and most talented chick in the world. Will suck your big thicc moon dicc. She is the queen of IG captions and editing pics. If you mess with her squad, the granny regina squad, the granny regina squad, you'll dildoed by }auntie barbara. Has a bf with a long dick.

"Wow that thot is THICC nigga"
"Nigga you outta her league, that's granny regina, her pussy is tok sweet for you"

by HopOnLausDick2k17 April 01, 2017