gawkccident

An increase in traffic congestion due to people slowing down to get a good look at an unrelated event on the side of the road.

The burning car on the side of the road caused a massive gawkccident on the freeway.

by goodonedad May 17, 2011

Gawthorne

Verb-

1. The act of being completely, yet unnecessarily fucked over in the workplace for no other reason than your colleague/s incoherence and disregard for sane human behaviour.

Bill: "Have you finished that report I asked you to write last week?"

Guy: "Yeah, I have it right here. I spent day and night compiling all the intricate data you requested, but after a lot of hard work I finally got it done!"

Bill: "Oh, you wrote a report? What did you do that for?"

*Bill proceeds to pull his pants down and shit himself at his desk*

Bill: "You've just been Gawthorned!"

by ZZTop. June 24, 2012

GAWBR

Text acronym for "Got a white boy rollin'!"

You say some of the funniest shit! GAWBR!!

by DeeWeeii October 15, 2013

GAWPIE

a person from the North of England who comes to London and , having never seen tall buildings, streetlights and such before, stands and GAWPS (staring with the mouth open). He may also exclaim "Eeeh!" and suchlike.

"ere Bert look at them Gawpies gaping at the tower blocks"

The Houses of Parliament were surrounded by crowds of GAWPIES on a coach trip.

by Dud Fivers December 6, 2013

Gawkbox

specifically identifies a television as opposed to a computer, tablet or smartphone

I couldn't find the last episode of Late Night online so I had to park my ass in front of the gawkbox at 3 in the morning to catch it

by mangledangle sloth March 13, 2014

Gawsgay

A word used for someone who uses the word swag in 2014

Ew, look at that gawsgay

by Charlie-Lee (girl) October 26, 2014

gawk-off

Gawk-off is a phrase used emphatically to get someone to stop gawking at you doing whatever it is you are doing that is drawing their undivided attention. Also used noun gawker, adjective: gawking, etc a lot like the word fuck.

Hey gawk-off you stupid gawker, avert your gaze from my partner and I intensely making out.

by misterdoreme May 21, 2014