funky whistle

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob

1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night

by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014

funky chunk

a cool, funky fat person.

"that funky chunk has got some moves!"

by yeetersonskeeters April 08, 2021

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 06, 2023

funky monkey

a monkey that dies funky

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by stumpcool January 16, 2022

funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.

Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.

by Funky Semen February 28, 2017

Funky dog head bitch

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.

Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).

by LinkxPeach November 19, 2021