Ghost Fucker

Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.

A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.

Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?

Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.

by JakeTheSake April 19, 2016

Bat Fucker

Someone that doesn't seem to care for shelter-in-place or quarantine guidelines.

My neighbor stopped by and the bat fucker just kept creeping within my 6 feet.

by Jwoz March 26, 2020

wrinkle fucker

(A homestuck weapon) John Egberts hammer made of two irons (wrinkle remover things) and a pogo stick

Wrinkle fucker is amazing

by Ryguy186 May 02, 2017

shit fuckers

this phrase is wonderful when something is just so fucked up the word fuckers doesnt adequetly describe your anger/pain/amazement/surprise etc.

shit fuckers the worlds coming to an end.

by laurt9 October 09, 2008

pineapple fucker

Someone who’s over obsessed with pineapples to the point it’s a cult

She is such a pineapple fucker, look how she dresses. (It’s covered in pineapples)

by Dreamcatcher69 March 22, 2019

Tickle fucker

A ruthless individual who will stop at nothing to tickle his or her victim into a hysterical state. This person definitely wiggles their fingers in a threatening manner in between tickle assaults.

Stop wiggling your fingers at me, you tickle fucker! Haven't I suffered enough?

by Little Mingo December 28, 2016

burger fucker

A person that is sexually attracted to burgers.

Anyone that goes to McDonald’s more than two times a week is definitely a burger fucker.

by ThePolishHammer February 03, 2018