matthew ferguson

a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .

person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?

person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "

by windsheild wipers March 2, 2021

Turd Ferguson

When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢

You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.

by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022

YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS

Most likely referring to throwing a child named Cleetus so fucking hard he is deleetus.

Guy 1: Hi I have a child named Cleetus
Guy 2: YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: *yeets the child*

by spaghetti_cheetos December 18, 2020

dead fetus

The result off fucking a pregnant women so hard the the baby comes out dead from her vagina

I gave that bitch a dead fetus for disrespecting me.

by urban stud November 26, 2007

Fetus Cock Slap

The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.


Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.

I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.

by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice

the above ho aka me

by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

Fetus

Used to describe one that had a head remeniscent of a fetus. Gills included.
See: Melted Jellybean

FETUS... oh shit, here she comes...

RUN!

by John&John January 27, 2007