Fellat Mignon

The act of giving oral pleasure to a bacon wrapped penis. What you know about da BACON WEAVE? Also Known as, "Giving a Porky" , " Puffing the Pig Skin", and in the southern United States "The Sunrise Sampler"

Madam, the vintage bottle of Arbor Mist will pair well the Fellat Mignon.

by leporkski November 5, 2012

feldergarb

An alternate spelling of felgercarb.. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.

Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the feldergarb.

by catdeville December 21, 2014

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

fellowship christian school

gay ass school where teachers fuck with students minds. the only school where you’re either a drug addict or you’re holy, there’s no in between

i left fellowship christian school because every teacher was a bitch

by kermit666 December 1, 2018

Felt out of school

Dunce rygin king strikes again

I felt out of school

by Sunshine_ochi high breads March 11, 2019

feltster

A feltster is a person at a poker table who always knows what cards people are holding (usually after they’re revealed). A feltster always tells you why he won and how bad a player you are if you happen to beat him. A poker God.

I must be the luckiest player in the world because where ever I play I’m always seated next to a feltster or three!

by TheZackmancommeth April 8, 2019

Felon fucker

A chick who writes to guys in prison is one definition, a chick who dates guys that are primarily felons or have been in prison, a chick who likes to count the number of felons they have had sex with and look at it like a trophy. Also a chick that only dates guys that are

Bridget sure is a felon fucker she's found herself another a****** who's just been released from prison to go out with

by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020