Fapped

The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."

Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")

by Del-ve-na December 1, 2006

fappie

A very long, lucious eyelash.

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"

by kristi king January 18, 2008

Fapplication

An application on the popular social network, Facebook.

Also a shortened way of say "Fucking Application"

"Dude did you see that new app on Facebook?"
"Yeah bro, that's my new favorite Fapplication!"

"Dude there are so many fapplications on Facebook now. It's impossible to find a good one."

"FUCK! THIS GOD DAMNED FAPPLICATION NEVER WORKS!"

by Mak J-Bizzle December 16, 2008

flappy bob

a flappy penis that falls out of your underwear when you run

"Yo ma nigga i b runnin dis mornin and my flappy bob hit me in da face!"

by FlappiestBob July 14, 2007

flappy bird

a girl with a loose vagina - occasionally mistaken for the new hit app game "Flappy Bird"

guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"

girl- "sure :D"

guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"

girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"

guy- "bye bitch"

by NutzHangLoww February 5, 2014

fappa

An onomatopoetic word for masturbation.

Fappa fappa fappa fappa fappa...

by Facelift April 10, 2005

Fapple

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009