fanny rash

a fanny rash is a sore and red part around a girls fanny

y is yor fanny red its a rash can i touch it No!!!! it will bloody hurt

by jimty August 29, 2005

fanny bulge

The bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. I.E Lisa Riley (UK) has a massive grim fanny bulge.

My nickers dont fit any more

by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

fanny wank

Using large womans overhanging beefskins, wrapping them round your cock whilst thrusting wildly with no penetration

I couldnt find the hole through the flab, I think Jenny gave me a fanny wank!

by MarCris January 13, 2008

fanny-man

1) a girl who looks like a man, so because she has a fanny she is referred to as someone who has a fanny but looks like a man
2) stephanie, London, fits this description

omg, look at that fanny-man!!! shes bare butters!!

by hotandfresh November 2, 2005

fanny mouse

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

fanny pack

usually known as a fag bag but is also used for stupid ass annoying people

1: check out my tight ass fanny pack

2: colin you fucking fanny pack

by buttah May 18, 2006

fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009