Noun
1. A derogatory term to indicate that one considers an individual to be lame, stupid, etc.
2. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, as a torch, etc.
3. A bundle; a bunch of items bound together
4. A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded, hammered, or rolled together at high temperature to be forged into wrought iron
5. A bouquet garni: a bundle of seasoning herbs; usually bay leaf, parsley and thyme
6. A type of traditional English meatball of chopped meat; usually pork liver, heart and
fat belly meat bound with herbs
7. A contemptuous term for "
woman," especially an old and unpleasant one, in reference to faggot "bundle of sticks," as something awkward that has to be carried
8. British slang for cigarette, usually abbreviated; “
fag”
9. British public school slang: a “
fag” or "faggot" is a junior student who does certain duties for a senior or teachers" with suggestions of "catamite" (a
boy or young man in sexual association with an older individual, usually a man.)
10. A term of endearment used among some
homosexual partners as a show of affection
11. Usually abbreviated to “
fag.” A male
homosexual who
will take inordinate offense at your use of this word despite context.
12. What everyone surfing on the /b/ board of
4chan.org inadvertently is. Whether the term is used literally or ironically has yet to be discovered, but probably both
Verb
13. To bind or make into a faggot
14. To ornament with faggoting
1. What kind of fags come up with these definitions?
2. The inquisition used faggots to fuel execution pyres
3.
Fetch a faggot so I can whip you
boy.
4. Faggots were collected to make durable metal stakes to impale sodomites
5. Roy: That was so yummy, what seasoning did you use?
Steve: I managed to stuff a faggot in!
6. I can't get this faggot down my throat, how do you English enjoy this?
7. Useless faggot
8.
Bill: Oi,
fag, mate?
Pete: Fuck you say batty boi?
Bill:
Chill bruv, you wanna go twosies?
Pete: Right mate
9. Prefect: I sent Milton to sit on the toilet seat to get it warm for me
Housemaster: I'm sure that's the only reason why you sent that faggot out there, well go on; but have him back for roll call!
10. Rob: Ughhrraahh!
Shaun: I love it when you come in me you faggot!
11. Pierre recently got married to a
guy, what a faggot!
12. Anon: Chock on
dick you cock stroking
fag! I bet you can't even tri-force
Anon: Shut up or contribute fags
Anon: You summerfags should an hero.
13. Man Bear: Faggot these over here why don't you
boy *sultry wink* You're only allowed to use your mouth.
Youth: Yes sir! *intense salivating *
14. This involves one man bent over, face down, ass up; with another man convincingly buried to the hilt and planking dude one. For
extra style and pleasure points swivel around 360' whilst inserted.
Or, after a good hard dicking, cum all over his butt cheeks and massage your man goo all over the ass to produce a shiny glaze
