Flusterbate

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

by Rick James May 5, 2004

frustrated queer

someone who when drunk believes they are a gay lizard.

typically frustrated.... and queer

whose that frustrated queer?
oh thats just...tim rogers

by jackie. Sueref July 6, 2011

frost my bag

Arguably the most popular phrase spoken by uncle grandfather in the cult animated hit "perfect hair forever"

Uncle Grandfather used this phrase when acting out a scene between a cake, and a vacuum. The cake was a "chamber maid" and the vacuum was "pleasently surprised".

During the action, the cake was humping the vacuum, and uncle grandfather anthopomorphised the cake saying, "frost my bag, frost my bag, frost my bag, OMG!"

Also, on ytmnd.

Friend A: Hey man, that's gay don't do that!
Friend B: Frost my Bag, Frost my Bag, FROST MY BAG, OH MY GOD!"

by fidi December 8, 2006

Frausty

Fricken nasty (nosty)

thats frausty

by douggiiee fresh January 17, 2011

faust

Someone who hides homosexual tendencies.

That Guy needs to stop fausting and come out already!

by Johnnymacintos April 17, 2009

foust

to half-ass something, as in not giving full effort. also, to make a wild, inexplicable excuse for not completing a task.

Jake fousted his English essay for Mrs. Hatchett, turning a piece of crap that a third-grader could have written.

by mdfoust March 9, 2009

frustission

frustration transmission - a wave of frustration

Urgh this frustission is really ruining my day.

by Ewephreak February 6, 2009