by L42069 February 04, 2021
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
by Gumbi777 September 12, 2021
somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.
somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
somebody else: ok.
somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
by YOUAREALONE9999 August 09, 2021
I got pulled over, so I gave my dope to my girlfriend. She shoved it down her pants and into her flesh pocket so I didn't get caught.
When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.
When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.
by Guitar God Jay November 14, 2015
by IncompetentAndIrish September 14, 2019