goalie fight

n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.

by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013

alley fight

I knife fight in an alley that usually ends with a trip to the hospital

I bet $50 on the alley fight

by Timmyj96 January 25, 2014

youtube fight

When someone in your office watches a video on YouTube that is silly or strange and you try to respond and top them, you have started a YouTube fight.

"I'll see your Banana Splits and raise you a Jem and the Holograms."

"Dude, I'm busy. No time for a YouTube fight."

"Poop."

by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 25, 2009

fight call

The scheduled meeting during which actors practice stage combat. This event takes place onstage an hour or more before the show begins. Actors will often practice their fight moves in slow motion, then they practice at normal speed. See also: call time.

"What time is fight call tonight?"
"7:00"

"You were late for fight call yesterday."

by Robin February 25, 2005

chink fighting

Any martial arts deriving from Asia

Asian 1 " Just leave me alone!"

Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"

Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"

Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\

(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)

Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"

Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

fighting crime

Sarcastic answer to any questions regarding ones whereabouts.
Similiar to the explanation "I'm a ninja" to any questions regarding one's abilities.

Why the FUCK are you so latet for my class?
I was out fighting crime.

by Ninja Crime Fighter October 20, 2004

cock-fight

A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.

Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!

by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021