Eskimo Snowpie

An extremely derogatory and racist term to describe a Native American person; brought to existence by a racist farmer.

I can’t believe that Eskimo Snowpie had the audacity to cut me off in traffic. They should go back to their reservation!

by FarmingTomatoesInAlbania June 2, 2021

Eskimo Twins

1.) When two men acknowledge the fact that they have become intimately involved with a pair of twins and begin to bond over this knowledge.

2.) If they are identical twins this leads to the potential for the two men to become eskimo brothers and eskimo twins. Something few have ever accomplished.

1.) I can’t believe we got with a set of twins at the club last night. I guess that makes us eskimo twins.

2.) It would be legendary to swap twins for the night and get the dual citizenship of eskimo brothers and eskimo twins.

by jud bud July 27, 2021

eskimo enema

Refreshing and pleasurable act of inserting ice cubes into one’s anus.

person 1: man, I feel so sweaty and hot today…
person 2: why don’t you try eskimo enema?
person 1: oh my god! that was so good, I don’t feel hot anymore.

person 2: told ya!

by slabo_mast August 31, 2021

Eskimo Neighbor

When you have sex with a sibling of someone your buddy has had sex with.

Dude! If I had sex with Heather, and you just piped her older sister last night, that means we're eskimo neighbors!

by Sha sha pony September 1, 2021

Eskimo cadence

Cadence sang by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and rookie marines in the 1987 Vietnam war movie "Fullmetal Jacket"

The eskimo cadence goes as followed:

I don't know but I been told...

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

MMM, good..

Feels good...

Is good...

Real good...

Tastes good...

Mighty good...

Good for you...

Good for me...

by BLUNTft November 29, 2021

eskimo sisters

when you and ur friend kiss the same guy

sarah-“we kissed the same guy” jess-“omg we r eskimo sisters”

by penis tip 27 January 14, 2022

Eskimo Couch

A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.

"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"

by Beboppsi January 29, 2022