the nickname given to Elon Musk at the beginning of his unelected term as Shadow President of the United States. Based on the name of long-defunct corporation ENRON whose name went down in utter infamy and became universally synonymous with brazen fraudulence & utter corruption - a legacy Mr. Musk, too, has achieved for himself in the annals of history.
"You hear about the latest shit Trump and Enron Musk pulled - then had the audacity to gaslight the whole world and pretend to somehow be the victims?"
"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"
"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"
by JesusPotter March 5, 2025
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Eurocucks will proudly say “Europe beat the US in the Olympics" by combining all the medals from every EU country, despite the fact that the EU is not a single country. They love calling Americans fat, racist, and uneducated, yet the moment the topic of immigrants, Muslims, or Gypsies comes up, start sounding like a discount Klansman. They complain about “American imperialism” while conveniently forgetting that their own countries plundered half the world for centuries. But at the end of the day, Eurocucks still binge American TV and movies, wear American clothes, use American-made websites, buy technology from American companies like Apple, listen to American music, and desperately hope their tweets go viral on a platform built in California.
Eurocucks will proudly say “Europe beat the US in the Olympics" by combining all the medals from every EU country, despite the fact that the EU is not a single country. They love calling Americans fat, racist, and uneducated, yet the moment the topic of immigrants, Muslims, or Gypsies comes up, start sounding like a discount Klansman. They complain about “American imperialism” while conveniently forgetting that their own countries plundered half the world for centuries. But at the end of the day, Eurocucks still binge American TV and movies, wear American clothes, use American-made websites, buy technology from American companies like Apple, listen to American music, and desperately hope their tweets go viral on a platform built in California.
“Only a Eurocuck would say America has no culture while listening to Kendrick Lamar on his iPhone and watching Breaking Bad for the fifth time.”
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The act of destroying documents en masse. The documents in question maybe corporate or personal. The actual destruction maybe legal or illegal. The destruction maybe done in a group or by one's self. The manner of destruction does not matter.
Derived from the Enron accounting scandal in which documents were destroyed, altered, or fabricated by or the behest of senior executives to hid the company's financial position.
Derived from the Enron accounting scandal in which documents were destroyed, altered, or fabricated by or the behest of senior executives to hid the company's financial position.
by LSam May 22, 2025
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