Edward

The hottest guy in school and the boy everyone thirsts after. Tall and lean, and smells good, he is surrounded by a hoard of girls everyday who struggle against everyone else to touch him. He drives a sports car to school everyday and gives girls a ride back to their house everyday after school. He is the captain of the rugby team and is dating the captain of the cheerleaders. Additionally he has good grades and is eligible to study law in Harvard.

Tasha: "Did you see who Edward was with today?"
Enya: "Of course, emma and the rest of the school!"

Aurora: "I want to date someone so badly"

Tara: "Get an Edward"

by hainal October 21, 2019

CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir

the teacher that don't be on my bad side but everyone agree he is most than the last

person 1.CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir is not nice he made me stand for 20 minutes

person 2 .did you make him angry

person 1 .he any 24 7

person 3 .I agree

by the man with the sex November 13, 2021

Team Edward

The name given to the group of Fanpires that prefer vampire Edward Cullen over werewolf shapeshifter Jacob Black in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. It's not that they dislike Jacob, Edward is just better.

Jacob fan: Do you read Twilight?

Edward fan: Yeah, I'm Team Edward.

Jacob fan: Pssht. Suicidal much?

by Mandy Copeland March 5, 2009

edward scissorhands

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.

Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.

by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005

Edward Cullen

THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.

He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!

'You are /exactly/ my brand of heroin.' -Edward Cullen

by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008

Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.

Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?

by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008

Edward Simpkin

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.

‘No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin

by EDL1979 December 3, 2018