Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.

Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*

by RandomRooster September 26, 2021

Eva

Eva Loves Nicholas more

Oh look it’s Eva, she loves Nicholas more

by Letallya May 30, 2022

eva

is a slutty whore for kingston and cant refuse any dick BECAUSE SHES A WHORE who is bi. straight, and GAY. She kills people who are fat sluts and force niggas to squirt for them named Angellyn Baxter

Kim Kardashian:OH MY GOD SHE SUCH A EVA
Brandon Caster: OMG IM GOING TO FUCK HER ASS LIKE SHES IS MY SLUTTY EVA

by mrgiggles450896 December 31, 2023

evae

Evae looks like evan and larvae. Honestly, there slugs and weirdos, but you'll learn to love em.

Guy 1: Ugh your such an evae!
Guy 2: I know haha.
Girl 1: omg did you hear that? Shes an EVAE!

Girl 2: Yeah!

Guy 2's best friend: I'd say a good evae. I've learnt to adapt.

by UrbanDictionaryUNKNOWNMEANINGS April 10, 2020

eva

A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out

Bro did you meet the new kid eva, he acts gay because he has no friends. No wonder he gets no hoes.

by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022

Eva

Eva is a sporty funny cool person and will always be willing to help you! She loves the colour purple and has alot of friends, shes not very popular but can be shy, shes good a swimming heehee haha. THx nugidrkvrjtl

Eva ur so dum hee hehe haha

by kebeva May 17, 2022

Eva

A spoiled snobby bitch. This ragity ass hoe doesn't have a life of her own so she makes drama with everyone. She likes to think she has more friends than you but they are just as fake as her.

"Omg this nasty bitch is such a shit mixer"

"Oh she must be called Eva"

by Tesstickles08 April 16, 2020