Drum Major

The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.

Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"

Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."

by PilotBoboe January 15, 2009

drummer for andover

mike malley

i love the drummer for andover.

by unknown April 12, 2004

drimmie

One who lusts over Amish women

Did you see him staring at that amish girl?
Yeah dude, what a Drimmie

by Drimmie December 29, 2005

drummer

someone who hangs around with musicians

man1: look at that amazing band
man2: and the drummer

by mopp March 3, 2009

drum

your house, where you live, your endz

comes from ryhming slang for "drum n bass" "place"

timbo: oi roger lets dark back to my drum and smoke dat blunt skin

roger: SEEN!!!!!

by magik fingaz April 22, 2007

drum

The big nose clown from quake3world.com

Hey drum, how many M&M's can you stuff in that thing?

I nose it!!!

by dzjepp March 28, 2005

marching to the beat of his own drum

a common euphemism for masturbation.

“You know, I’ve been called a maverick — someone known for marching to the beat of his own drum,” McCain said to cheers.

by onan_the_barbarian October 20, 2008