Orch Dork 

The smart people who play violin, viola, bass, or CELLO. They are smarter than the choir kids, and better looking than the band geeks, but they still hang out with them. Orch Dorks try not to associate with people who aren't musically inclined. Many orchesta wannabes try to be like orch dorks, but end up being hated by everyone. So as a warning to non-musically inclined people, do not join orchestra, band, or chorus!

The concert featuring the whole music program was awesome! Those orch dorks blew us away!!!

Orch Dork by Ninja Burger July 5, 2010

Band Dork 

one step down from band geek on the heirachy of bands

freshman: "yeah, im such a band geek!"
senior: "the fuck u are, ur only a band dork, freshie"

Band Dork by alpha geek February 11, 2006

Uber Dork

Super Powered Dork, one who reeks dorkiness with style.

That guy cleaning his hardback classic novel with a toothbrush is an Uber Dork.

Uber Dork by Hannah May 13, 2005

Monopoly Dork 

An individual who takes the Monopoly board game very seriously, to the point of obsession.

"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."

Monopoly Dork by Drew May 14, 2004

girl dork 

a female who is defined by what she says and how she acts. Particularly those acting nerdy and unashamed of what those around them think of their actions which are often foolish and hard for others to relate to.

that Brianna is always acting so crazy, she's such a girl dork.

girl dork by Brian the author March 14, 2006

Fuck Dork 

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,

Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!

Fuck Dork by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009

Gun Dork 

A person who collects firearms and - often militaria as well - relating to certain historical periods. This person may also be into shooting said firearms but this is often secondary to appreciating them and finding out arcane bits of historical trivia about them. This main pursuit is usually done by buying large expensive reference books about the guns in question and swapping info and expertise with other gun dorks at gun shows, meets, and on-line forums.

Gun dorks dislike being called "Gun Nuts" as they beleive this incorrectly lumps them in with those of the Glock-AR15-AK-shootupthecountryside crowd.

"That guy has every book to go with his WW1 rifle collection - he's a real gun dork!"

"Yeah, he's into guns but not just any guns, specifically Austrio-Hungarian Jager rifles - he's a Gun Dork not a Gun Nut."

Gun Dork by ketoujin1 August 25, 2009