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Dork

Remus: Did you guys know that 'dork' means whale penis? I called Logan a whale penis, is what I'm saying.
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A Really Cute Dork

Some ugly kid with a birds nest for hair
Mercy: I think you need your eyes checked, and the correct terminology is a really cute dork
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DORK

Dork is an acronym which stands for Dominant, Oral, Rough, and Kinky
Her: You are such a DORK
Him: I know
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Dork

"Wow, that dork is huge! It's like there's a ton of black holes underwater during mating season!" "Bill... It was banging a squid."
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Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.
Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020
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Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.
Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.
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Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.
Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that (Pokemon too) thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020
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