Dink fink

A driver who is a complete retard and can’t seem to navigate a parking lot for shit.

*rolls down window and sticks head out the door “You stupid dink fink! Can’t you park straight in a parking spot?”

by 6ian6efex February 1, 2023

Clink Dink

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

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Dink Off

When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.

Hey, you little dink off!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020

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Dinking

When a person thinks they're dunking on someone but they're actually just just giving a lukewarm response and/or picking on low hanging fruit.

"Hey, at least I don't go around college campuses dinking on unprepared students"

by TheDwarvenGuy February 23, 2021

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"dinking" is used like "fucking" in some sentences such as "fucking around." However, it has more negative connotations.

Usually we would say "let's go fuck around at target" and it'd be super fun. But if I used "dinking" it'd be more bad.

"Look at this mf dinking around like a little dink bitch"

by Dave! August 19, 2022

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