Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.

When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

DINKS

Disposable Income No Kids

We're DINKS just enjoying ourselves & having no one to answer to.

by Hasbara Troll December 6, 2023

chinky dink

the most handsome man to ever exist ever

wow that guy is a chinky dink

by landoooooooooo May 6, 2024

bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.

Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.

by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025

Dink

That sound your phone makes when you pay for something using Apple Pay

Oh shoot I forgot my wallet in the car, it’s ok I’ll just dink it with my phone using apple pay

by Ricksauce January 10, 2018

Dink

Give an extra person a lift on a bicycle.

Jump on the handlebars, I’ll dink you.

by Nostronight December 29, 2020

guntzle dink

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

by Captn poop dick August 31, 2017