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digital phire

a pulse of digital information bigger than the universe that eats any thing in its way and is FAT.
Oh shaps its digital phire its going to eat us.
by Steve (JSS) July 15, 2003
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digital end

a) sad bunch of goth cunts
b) a really smelly shite
im off for a digital end
or
eughhh look at that digital end over there
by faithless August 19, 2003
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Digital Slop

The art of taking a mediocre (or just plain bad!) image and turning it into a sell-able image through the use of photoshop actions or filters.

With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!

Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!

Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).

A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
1.) I thought I was going to have to re-shoot that session but with a little kublota digital slop I'm a professional photographer again; wink wink.

2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!

3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!
by stinkbuttboy February 20, 2010
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Digital Footprint

With your digital footprint, you can died miserably, either by committing suicide (due to extremely embarrassing footprint) or murdered (due to extremely provocative and agitative footprint)
by Sir. B February 9, 2021
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Digital Whore

Middle aged woman, usually blonde and from South Africa, but speaks like a posh bird anyway. Likes to slut it up on MMO games in the evenings while crying over a bottle of cheap prosecco.
Hey you digital whore, go I to the real word to do your whoring
by Killerabbit November 5, 2018
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digital crotch

A condition whereby a dancer - usually a breakdancer - moves without soul.
Person A: Mate, that Timberlake Fella's got a right digital crotch.

Person B: Yeah, and his back isn't that sexy either.
by Sev. April 2, 2007
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digitally freshen up

To use some sort of photo editing tool or program to make a person look better, younger, more aesthetically pleasing. Often used (and overused) on magazine covers. Can also mean the same as digitally unfreshen up when you use the same tool to do just the opposite. Usually referred to as, or known as photoshopped.
Rimmel London felt it necessary to digitally freshen up a very young Zooey Deschanel for their ad campaign, to the point where it doesn't look like her at all.

Every magazine cover with Fergie, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson they digitally freshen up to make them appeal to a younger demographic. It just makes them look like aliens.
by clintonk May 7, 2011
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