Dennis

Dennis is a very caring person once you break down his barriers. The moment you meet a Dennis he will be shy at first but once you start to gain a connection with a Dennis he will be one of the most talkative opinionated person ever. He is amazingly talented and very humble. He can sing a little but does not want to admit to that. He is very caring and can be sensitive sometimes but won't admit to it. He is an amazing person to have very long conversation with. He can talk for hours about any topic just to be able to talk with you. He is somewhat open to new ideas. He is the type to be there for you to comfort you when you feel down and will know when you feel down. Having a Dennis around improves your daily life and will help you succeed in life. If you don't have a Dennis already go find one.

Did you hear Dennis play today isn't he amazing?

by whoever knows January 11, 2021

Dennis

He is a god amongst men, a man who is nowhere and everywhere at the same time. He is beautiful in looks and personality. He is an infinite veil of knowledge and knows all. He is always supportive and all the ladies swoon over him. He has biceps the size of mountains and can wrestle a bear without breaking a sweat. He is the perfect man.

Dahlia: "Wow is that Dennis he is hot af."

by HEYMacarena July 3, 2018

Who the Fuck is Dennis?

Did the worms send you?

So, I have one question to ask you. A very important question. A question which must never be asked under normal circumstances, but I feel I must:

WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS?

by Brother_Andre November 29, 2020

big ol bag of dennis

Something or somebody who messes everything up and makes things difficult for somebody.

*jack is climbing on the table at a bar *

Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"

by discrook September 3, 2012

Dennie's sausages

A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.

I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!

by Boris_the_Bass February 20, 2011

Dennis

A handsome man with the most hardworking attitude and highest will-power known to ever have been had. Usually, someone named Dennis will be mountain man-esque, having a beard and large muscles to hold up to his rugged lifestyle. Dennis has a few close friends but can be friends with anyone he meets. He can also be enemies with anyone who rubs him the wrong way. All in all, a Dennis is the jack of all trades.

“My friend Dennis could work circles around you he is so rugged”

by Chickenhead56934 April 21, 2022

Dennis

To be utterly amazing. All men wish they were a Dennis

God, I wish I was Dennis

by OldmanKilla November 5, 2022