Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

I only play water decks

One of the most based people on duelingbook

I only play water decks is extremely based

by AGenericUser May 1, 2022

In the deck

An asexual (ace) person who hasn’t realized that they’re ace yet. Similar to the term “egg” for trans people.

“Zack told me he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to have sex when they could just masturbate. I think he’s in the deck.”

by ThePipYay October 28, 2021

Double Decked

To hit a person in the face with Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco.

Man, did you see that guy get hit with a corn shell taco that's also wrapped with beans in a flour tortilla!!! That fool got his ass Double Decked!!!

by SwirlyJoe January 21, 2010

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Deck

Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…

omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!

by Skunkeim July 29, 2024