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Wearing a strap on over your pants in a public place. While you stand there in silence staring strangers dead in the eyes, with the straightest face possible.
Dicking is the new Planking.

I went Dicking at the mall, babies r us, and the gas station all in one day. I also took some pictures to post on facebook to show them Planking idiots what real fun is.
Dicking by BenTennison July 12, 2011
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To be beaten heavily in any sporting event, or the same as happened to the French in WW2. In the game of football (soccer), to have more eight or more goals scored against your team during a single match. To be dicked by the opposition in a game.
"We just took a dicking from Manchester United" - Arsenal fans, 2011. "Oooh Leeds just got dicked!" - news watcher, 2011.
"France took another dicking on the battlefield" - pre-history to present day.
Dicking by mrenigmar September 20, 2011

ducking fick head 

call someone a ducking fick head non aggresive form of fucking dick head
pikeys are ducking fick heads
ducking fick head by Bullet March 22, 2004

get dicking 

What Jaden is trying to do when she is waving down cars in the ghetto with her knee-high boots and busting out 48 EE tits.
Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"
get dicking by Dan September 29, 2004

super docking 

the act of placing the head of a mans penis into the urethra of another mans penis
bro we're totally super docking!
super docking by troll2fan July 7, 2011

dirty dicking 

The act of fucking one girls ass then fucking a second girl's vagina with out showering between
I dirty dicked my girlfriend last night, after i got done fucking some dumb broad in the ass i tottaly fucked her with out washing up first
dirty dicking by Cuddle Bear December 31, 2004
The act of staying good.
"Valeria and Leah stay ducking man. All day"

"You see that boy? He stays ducking."
Ducking by Leah114 June 15, 2008