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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it
Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
by chorizogordo October 20, 2023
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joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.
I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!
by Vixha April 17, 2016
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Dealing smoke

by 77feet February 15, 2020
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Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.
She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal
by Rexlione September 7, 2023
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Deals

Pretty and a butthead funny but dark humor doesn’t get over her ex
Bryce:Deals is driving my crazy
by Baddiethatgirl418 January 21, 2025
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road deal

when you pick-up a random piece of ass at a truck stop.
I was driving to Mobile, Alabama and came across a great Road Deal in Biloxi.
by BluesBaller December 13, 2016
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