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Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.
"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."
by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011
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Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.
Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!
by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025
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Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna
by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021
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Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024
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milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024
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Deal

Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.
Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.
by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017
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$3 Meal Deal

"This $3 meal deal is pretty sweet, huh?" The man replies, "It's pretty good," then Ben says, "The Cheetos are a $1.79… This is just something to get you by, you know?"
by Squirtle1200 December 12, 2025
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