deviantard

A young man or woman (usually with emotional issues) whom seeks attention from like-minded deranged Deviantards by posting 'art' on Deviantart. The Deviantard truly believe that their art will one day make them a famous artist and Deviantards usually delude each other further with this myth by posting comments like... nice crop ... I cried when I looked at this... although the picture is black, I too I see colour. The deviantards best freind is Photoshop. Although over use of photoshop gives the impression of not being a purist photographer (Deviantards avoid this in order to remian a serious artist). The deviantards profile must be creative cliche, for example, in favorite movies they must list films like Donnie Darko, Amelie, Fight Club, American Beuty, Fargo. The movie list has to be artistic otherwise it would destroy the seriousness of the Deviantards work. The more obscure the references of music, artist, the more creative they believe they will look. Devaintards are usualy bi-polar. Bi-polar=creativity. The deviantard sometimes has a thought-provoking tag for when they post comments (tag example: to dream is to live, in my reality I live, I am a dreamer, I am... dreaming). The true Deviantards exist in a world which is removed from the ordinary pressures of real life. Deviantards are now first generation, so when their artistic ideas crumble and they are left as empty tards, we await to see what will become of the Deviantard.

Just posted a black and white photo of a rainbow, entitled 'untitled'. I'm such a Deviantard

by godfreythethird January 23, 2010

devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.

by Harley2008 November 12, 2013

devil's asshole

Someone so vile and offensive they are not the right hand of Satan, but the cornhole itself! A truly evil being.

I can't go out drinking tonight. The devil's asshole is making me work late.

by hokat November 15, 2013

glory devil

A Norwegian tradition consisting of vomiting rotten lutefisk into another's mouth. This is most common in the Norway's capital, Oslo.

"Oh boy, I can't wait to glory devil for the first time!" exclaimed Michal.
"I can't until you glory devil either! I can already imagine the taste," replied Jason with a peculiar grin on his face.

by Thatguyist March 5, 2008

floatation devices

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.

*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 24, 2005

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Devil's Avocado

A person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments.

'Just to play Devil's Avocado here, if we continue to feed the birds then they might become dependent on humans for food, and then starve when it is no longer viable for us to continue feeding them'

by aztekcamel June 26, 2017