Donkey's Years

Sometimes referred to as Donkey Years or Donkey's Ears. It means a really really long time.

"I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"

"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"

by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009

Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 2, 2005

Loreto Dalkey

A school full of the most brilliant girls ever. If you have ever met a student who attends this school you have basically come in contact with a god.
All other definitions are invalid, you’re all just jealous.

“Woah she’s from Loreto Dalkey, she’s too good for us”

by butterbean October 29, 2019

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

Make peace with the donkey

PHRASE:
To accept one's fate. To give in to the inevitable.
From an old saying of unknown origin.

"Fate is a stubborn mule; sometimes you've got to give in and make peace with the donkey."
"Joe decided to make peace with the donkey and accept his punishment like a man."
"There's no point in living in the past. Make peace with the donkey and get on with your life."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

danky-sloohah

A person (usually a girl) without a scrap of class, characterized by chunky platforms, bad blonde highlights, tramp-stamp, and a cookie-cutter "Laguna Beach"-esque personality. The worst breed of the So-Cal bro-ho, the skank who thinks she's, like, oh my gawd, so fashionable.

"That girl is a danky-sloohah."

by sheshakes September 18, 2008