by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.
Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
by astank5 May 03, 2023
That smirk you get when on the outside your extremely polite but on the inside you know your fucked, for example: car crashes, not doing a hw assignment, cheating on your girlfriend
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
by church of eg January 19, 2021
"The summers over and schools over its so depressing."
"Yea its depressing and it feels so doomful."
"Yea its depressing and it feels so doomful."
by mango530 September 03, 2008
Any cup or container at a party or social gathering that has been used for any combination of the following:
-Ashing cigarettes
-Cigarette butts
-Chewing tobacco spit
-Cigar guts
-Any foul liquid such as warm beer or flat soda
When someone is intoxicated and takes a sip of the brew, they have just tasted the Drink of Doom
-Ashing cigarettes
-Cigarette butts
-Chewing tobacco spit
-Cigar guts
-Any foul liquid such as warm beer or flat soda
When someone is intoxicated and takes a sip of the brew, they have just tasted the Drink of Doom
by yannidepp July 06, 2011