cum donut

when a worker at a donut shop, usually Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts, cums on the inside of a jelly donut instead of filling it. Sometimes if the employee is either really daring or high, the cum will replace the icing on top of the donut.

Dude, I got fired yesterday for serving one of my cum donuts to a customer.

by Disonad7 November 19, 2007

Chocolate Donut

This happens when you run out of toilet paper and your shit hardens around your asshole forming a thick crust giving it the appearance of a chocolate donut. This does not apply to black people.

my friends saw my crusty anus ring making them want to eat it out like a chocolate donut.

by donutfetish October 18, 2011

Glazed Donut

Term used in pornography and sex to describe when a butthole gets covered in semen.

He pulled out and glazed her donut.

by BShizzle December 2, 2004

pink frosted sprinkled donut

A pink frosted, rainbow sprinkled donut. Also used for cleaning windows, according to Smosh and Wikipedia.

Ian: If you used Wikipedia more often, maybe you would know that before donuts were used for eating, they were used for cleaning windows.

He then washes a car window with his pink frosted sprinkled donut, although it doesn't work well.

by JpsCrazy February 1, 2009

glazed donut holes

The state of being during intercourse when female ejaculate coats the testicles therefore glazing your doughnut holes

That chick was riding me for so long she left me with glazed donut holes

by Colorawdo_crook November 16, 2015

Choppin-the-Donut

Term used to describe an action, feeling, or convey how your day is going without full explanation

What did you do all day?
Man just out here choppin-the-donuts!!

by lrlunatic August 19, 2014

slavainian donut

When you get enough people to fill up all holes in a girls body and cum in all of them.

Slavainian Donut-to fuck a girl in all of her holes.

by Rawisjrb913 July 31, 2009