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Get the Cynders__ mug.A girl who doesn’t have a printer and who never saves your phone number in her phone no matter how long you’ve been friends. The only way to get a Cynsie to finally save your number is to text her as someone else (it can be anyone because she doesn’t have your number saved, remember?) and mess with her for about six months. Even though she’ll mess with you back, she’ll probably end up in tears as she scares easily. She’s a good sport, though, so you’ll still be friends after all is said and done. A Cynsie will usually have bronchitis.
1.
Not Charlie: Hey can I use your printer?
Cynsie: Sorry who is this? I don’t recognize your number.
Still not Charlie: It’s Charlie Abernathy. Can I use your printer or what?
Cynsie: I have a fax machine. Will that work?
2.
Cynsie: I have bronchitis.
Not Charlie: Hey can I use your printer?
Cynsie: Sorry who is this? I don’t recognize your number.
Still not Charlie: It’s Charlie Abernathy. Can I use your printer or what?
Cynsie: I have a fax machine. Will that work?
2.
Cynsie: I have bronchitis.
by Chumpy September 24, 2021
Get the Cynsie mug.Someone that hates anything they think is pessimistic or realistic, anything that isn't viewed with rose-colored glasses.
The real cynic wasn't as broad minded as he/she claimed to be, he/she lived mostly for show, and only smiled on the outside, on the surface, to convince the world and everyone around him/her that the sky wasn't really going to fall like he/she thought it would.
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Get the Cynthia mug.a hot sexy beast of a woman who will make everyone who looks at her jizz their pants. people are mesmerized by her and faint when they see her bc of her incredible god-like beauty. her personality is like no other and her sense of humor makes you laugh like an obese ugly donkey. she has a huge juicy thick badonkeydonk and everyone wants a piece of her ginormous mommy milkers as well. you will get lost in her big black dead eyes when u make eye contact with her. she is perfect in every way and every angle is just as beautiful as the last. get urself a cyniia or else you will have depression and want to die
hot milf: who is that mysterious sexy woman over there?
me: that’s my mommy kitten cyniia she’s been a bad bad girl
me: that’s my mommy kitten cyniia she’s been a bad bad girl
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