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Crunk Cup

What my 40-something year old co-worker (irish lookin fro wearin whitey) thinks his 1970's glass from his home cabinet is when he is mixing his "herbal" teas at work.
He originally called it a G-Unit Goblet....we set him straight...so he now thinks this is his crunk cup.
I need to give a demo on the latest software using my faithful crunk cup by my side. Yo.
by JenV June 18, 2008
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Castle Crunk

Castle Crunk is the name given to the legendary party house located in Glenview, IL. It has seen approximately 100 parties in it's short history. It is a living legend among students at Glenbrook South High School.
Dan: Yo, let's call the King and see if we can stop by the Castle tonight.
Nick: Yeah, I'm down. I like kegs and girls so the Castle sounds good.
or...
Freshman: Hey Dawg, can i come to Castle Crunk?
John: No...
Wigger: Hey J nizzle, is it straight yo if I come with my crew nd my hoez to the castle? and dawg you best not let them Bloods come, you know im fixing to shoot them.
John: No, wiggers and pieces of shit aren't allowed. There are no Bloods in Glenview. Thanks
by Sir Lancelot June 11, 2006
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King of Crunk

A false-title often applied by a previously suppressed high school senior to himself-- under the hot sun and rum-influence of Spring Break-- following his first sexual experience.

Newly self-appointed “Kings” tend to constantly remind others of their status, take off their shirts, use terminology they’ve heard in rap songs, act drunker than they are, and hump everything in sight without regard for attractiveness or gender. Though these symptoms continue well after Spring Break, by the end of the vacation most “Kings” will either have gotten their asses enthusiastically kicked or have enthusiastically thumbed another guy’s ass in a club believing that they have “fingerbombed” a bombshell. Other side effects include increased attentiveness to middle school girls, shit-eating grins, and a veritable flood of brainless nicknames and related wordplay.
Make way for the imperial King of Crunk!”

The King of Crunk’s scepter is pale and shriveled.”
by The Duke of Drunk April 11, 2005
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Get Crunk

Getting crazy drunk.
And acting like a complete rando hobo worshiper.
Rando:Whoah what are Hannah and Liv doing licking that hobo's foot?!?
Rando2:They got crunk
Hannah and Liv:GET CRUNK...nigz.
by Crunkerzz && Ceaser November 3, 2008
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crunk blasted

To get stomp'd the fuck out.
"Yo this nigga Fat Joe did a piece over Smash WGF."
"Word? I woulda crunk blasted his punk ass."
"Don't Front."
by Migreg September 29, 2004
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Crunk Diesel

The state of being extremely intoxicated. The word diesel is usually used to differentiate between getting crunk, which may be done on a regular basis, and crunk diesel, which signifies a special occasion. An important distinction to make is that the occasion must be a positive one; getting crunk diesel is a celebratory action. It should also be noted that on the spectrum of intoxication, crunk dieselment spans from the point when one is sufficiently intoxicated to begin to act silly and lose inhibitions to the point where sickness or other unpleasantness sets in. Beyond this point, the drinker is no longer crunk diesel.
Dude, you got a new job? Let's get crunk diesel tonight!

Hey my friends from high school are coming back into town and we're all getting crunk diesel.
by Z-dubs December 22, 2008
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crunk down

I'm gonna crunk down with my boys this weekend.
by Brittany Hendrick June 25, 2008
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