*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021
Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
by Natquik May 24, 2020
by Dlancelot December 20, 2017
A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 28, 2018
by NOLAUSNA August 13, 2017
by janijaye February 09, 2022
The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 27, 2017