Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

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Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.

Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

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Dick Crow

getting fucked over or ripped off, usually by someone you consider a friend.

"Did you hear that Caleb borrowed money from that chick and just took off?"
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."

by BoltActionBaby February 18, 2015

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Charlie Crowe

The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.

Girl1: Omg did you see the Charlie Crowe at the mall… he looked so cute
Guy1: OMGGG HE DID

by hannybanny July 27, 2021

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Richard Crowe

A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.

Wow look at that Richard Crowe and that huge nose!

by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023

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