Crookid

Crookid is the guy all the guys want to be but he is one none any of the ladies want, He is very calm and relaxed unless someone clearly baits him in a common video game "Rainbow Six" then he unleashes a burst of haterade towards that person. This person also generally has a lisp and is mexican.. Also contains a big belly. All though Crook is not one with the ladies he is one with R6 and it will always stay that way.

"Crookid is nuts at r6"
"Crookid gets 0 bitches"

"Crookid has a lisp"

by JesterGN April 25, 2021

crookerd

if you fucking say this ur just saying CROOKED wrong. so shut the hell up. its CROOK-ED. GOD

yo her teeth are crookerd
shut the hell up its CROOK-ED

by smellywellybellyiskelly August 7, 2021

crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

crooked down

I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.

A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.

She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".

by BadBob816 September 28, 2021

Crookie

Deer Hunting with Machine Learning Kid from the Islands and still in skooling.

Charles never graduated color maths class and until that moment he technically is still a crookie.

by Mike Ballz October 21, 2021

Crooky

Something which is Creepy and Spooky

That child behind the curtain looks Crooky

by Akuma999 November 23, 2021

croos

He’s extremely protective and caring of people they care about. They would rather take the fall or get hurt than allow their loved ones to get hurt. They will be quick to defend anyone they feel needs defending
His confidence is rock solid. He’s brave but not reckless. He barely ever complains. assertive but also sensitive. He gets practical things done for you. So sit back and enjoy how this man shows his love through this practical means. He may not be great at telling you exactly how he feels, but his actions can have some fantastic benefits
one must be the luckiest to be his women. don't ever loose him

croos is a talented attractive bad guy who dominating in bed

by mnbqwer12345678 November 23, 2021