creamed

It's a pun.
"Getting creamed" means "getting hurt" or "(a woman) having sex (with a man) (to have 'cream' in her vagina)" .

"Renee fell for a married man. She might get creamed."

by Williamhhw April 4, 2017

cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 8, 2004

Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.

Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.

by CaptainClamSlammer February 11, 2012

Creambun

Mostly used in the area of Fairfield/Liverpool in Sydney.
This word refers to a person who is fat. Sometimes the person doesn't have to be fat but can say fat things. Can also be called fatty.

fatty: I want some of that donutttttt :D
skinny: ur a creambun brooooooo

skinny: I feel like krispy kremes.. will u drive me up to orange grove t0 get some?
person: whattttttaaaaaa CREAMBUN!

by sandraaa February 22, 2008

cream

As a verb, to ejaculate. As a noun, the actual semen (cum) which is ejaculated.

I'm going to cream all over her face. Oh, and she really wants a load of my cream on her tits too.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

vaginal ice cream

The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to be ate after the female has washed out the dish

my favorite flavor of vaginal ice cream is brunette, blonde, and redhead

by kisameassa July 10, 2007

ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009