When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.
We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.
I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.
I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.
by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025
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"You're my cravelle .Just saying "
"You're my cravelle .Just saying "
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Crustacean Craven foxxed king salmon in a heads up game when he raised preflop with the craven, only to flop top two pair against Salmon's legitimate hand AQ. Salmon proceed to tell crustacean that he is fucking horrible and that he fuckin hates him
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illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.
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Someone you want to avoid unless you are into that type of thing, BUT STUFF.....
Someone you want to avoid unless you are into that type of thing, BUT STUFF.....
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