cracked bitch

A bitch as it is used in reference unflatteringly to a woman, but one who is particularly mean and unreasonable towards a given situation, usually in argument against a male.

Also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having "cracked" while simultaneously being a bitch.

If only she wasn't such a cracked bitch about me borrowing her car!

The cracked bitch tried to actually kill my dog just for pissing on her lawn!

by Travix April 23, 2008

cracked pepper

A black person who has turned soft and "white-like"

cracked pepper black guy get soft

by PostRevelation March 2, 2009

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

cracker crazy

When a White person goes ballistic on somebody's ass.

Can also be used to describe a red neck knife fight.

Person 1: Did you like Black Swan?
Person 2: NO! Natalie Portman went cracker crazy on herself!!!!

by crunktown January 22, 2011

crachet

A bitch who is both crusty and ratchet making her the most dumped girl in the hood.

She usually has old, nappy weave, tight, wholly pants and frequently shows her drawls. Spits when talks. Acrylic nails cover fungus laden ones.

Eww, No Tyrone, don't date her, she's so crachet.

She's had that weave since third grade!

by ShaBonBon October 12, 2015

cracker jacket

The typical over large, drab sport coat worn by middle age, middle class white men on semi formal occasions.

My dad is wearing his cracker jacket to the neighborhood cookout.

by istoleyourlunch November 29, 2015

cracked butt

A butt so big you can see the crack out of the pants

My stepmom has a cracked butt

by Cute6cat June 27, 2017