A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.
"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"
by Preacher-Man January 3, 2018
Get the Yaki-Crackmug. A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
Get the blackjack in the crackmug. The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
by cockstar June 19, 2011
Get the Crack Nestmug. To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
Get the Crack a crustiemug. John: God, Tina's looking incredible today.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.
John: Damn right.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.
John: Damn right.
by ahmedofahmedovs June 30, 2022
Get the cracking wrackmug. by Redcloudstrife May 22, 2016
Get the Crack bitchmug. The pattern of tooth decay that comes from smoking crack, typically on the front and canine teeth worse because of the way the pipe fits in your mouth.
Look at that crackhead's grill!
Damn, his teeth have a serious case of crack rot! Your grandma has more teeth than that!
Damn, his teeth have a serious case of crack rot! Your grandma has more teeth than that!
by wilsr1 August 6, 2010
Get the crack rotmug.