couche face

when your face looks like a couche couchie head

shut up you couche face!

by niggablacuz January 13, 2008

Couple Dork

Someone who is so obsessed with their significant other that all they do is talk about them, and seem to be less of a functioning person when not around them. A sure fire sign that someone is a couple dork is that they are always texting/talking to them, frequently show off PDA and have a disgusting number of inside jokes with them that no one else understands. These people are normally the bane of a single, lonely person's existence.

Jane: "Jamal, I love you so much. You complete me."
Jamal: "I love you too, babe."
Random bystander: "Get a room. You guys are such couple dorks."

by A knowing individual June 22, 2010

Couple

Perhaps the urban dictionary definition of couple should be

Couple:

1. two individuals sharing their tastebuds in medium rare steaks

2. Middle of the night national anthem delivered in smooth sleepy tones between two humans

3. A couple of bulldozers

4. A couple of cats is way too many cats

Guy- "Hey, says here's it's a "Couples only retreat", think we can pretend to be a couple?"

Girl- "Well, what's your definition of "Couple"?

Guy- "Ah, let's look it up..."

by JVDK August 29, 2017

super-couple

The official bonding status the combines the names of two individuals. Usually only first names but last names are optional.

Super-Couples include:

Samanthony = Samantha + Anthony
Mabby = Mike + Gabby
Trett = Taylor + Brett
Banna = Brad + Anna

by Salis Lifnap February 7, 2008

Power Couple

his socks match her prom dress

"Whoa! Tammy and Jackson are such a power couple."

"If we got together we'd totally
be a power couple."

by brian_the_pirate May 31, 2018

Power Couple

the most cutest relationship

Girl1: You saw you saw Jason and emily ? Their dating.
Girl2: I know they a power couple

by Bae21 April 29, 2015

Coucher

A person who masterbates on the couch while their room mate is home.

When Kyle walked out of his room to get a snack, he found out his roomie Ben was a Coucher.

by XXCreed May 11, 2006