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confederate blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"
That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her
by The angry southerner November 24, 2010
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by Nwe boo June 28, 2019
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Confederate flag

Better than the American flag. The American flag is a joke and is fugly
Confederate flag is a better looking flag than the American flag
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
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Conference

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
by Dan May 27, 2008
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conference call dementor

The person who sucks the life force out of every one else involved by constantly repeating information or discussing a topic ad naseum. After being in contact with a Conference call dementor most people wish for death...
As a conference call dementor, Carol went on about the pie graph for an hour, before Phillip ran screaming from the room
by office minion August 7, 2012
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brain conference

A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.

B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.

C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.
A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!

B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.

C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!
by brainconference54 May 14, 2009
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Telephone Conference

Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.
Clear your schedule to participate in this worthless telephone conference.
by yodotcom March 20, 2011
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