Titanic Cocktail

A cocktail made by using a glass and filling it with cold water and ice. Shake and serve.

George sipped slowly on his refreshing titanic cocktail.

by ScomTott September 28, 2021

Brazilian Cocktail

In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.

Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"

by toboUD October 1, 2021

Cosby Cocktail

The act of coitus between two men, where the "fucker" puts a sedative tablet in the head of his penis, to insert into the "fuckees" anus, where it will become active. Once inserted, the "fuckee" will now have a tail, made of cock... a, cocktail and "cosby" cocktail, due to the sedative.

"Ah yeah, my rings stull hurtin from when Steve gave me that cosby cocktail last night".

"Ah yeah Dave, how did you like that cosby cocktail"

by Bill Nye The Cosby Guy October 30, 2021

Cumayo cocktail

When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.

My big burly man of a boyfriend whipped me up a cumayo cocktail last night!

by MayoBartender November 24, 2021

Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

Bourbon Cocktail

If you add ice to any bourbon it is a bourbon cocktail.

I'll have a bourbon cocktail please.

by Fazzjim March 25, 2022