class clown

the one kid in your class who makes the lesson remotely entertaining

Insert name, you're such a class clown

by AlgoMarblerYT September 10, 2023

Fuckin Clown

A mark-ass perpetrator, or general idiot. Could be a fool who thinks he gangsta, or just a fool period.

1. I heard that fuckin clown walked right up to those foo's and started cappin, but he missed and all the bullets went thru a playground down the street.

2. Hector is a fuckin clown, yo!

by Dont you know I'm the King? August 1, 2005

rodeo clown

Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that enfuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull

eg. i was taking my girlfriend up the arse and then i pulled the rodeo clown, i whispered in her ear, "you sister was better", then she set off like a bronco, but i got the title i lasted 9.3 seconds. trust me i was holding on for my life!!

by jack drinky May 31, 2007

clown magic

When a total loser and fuck up does something well beyond his capability or natural talents. Usually a once in a lifetime feat that cannot be repeated or explained through science.

Bruce: "It's like when a scumbag geezer in a hoop-d gets away from a mustache sporting pig in a brand new cruiser, Thats clown magic."

Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."

by reaperpunk666 January 11, 2009

blazed clown

someone who wears too much makeup and looks high

that bitch looks like a blazed clown.

by bob balsach December 30, 2004

ass clown

A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better!!

My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.

by Shitstick August 18, 2005

clowns-pocket

A very very loose minge.

When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket!

by ChrisJB August 11, 2006