clutterflage

When you can't find or fail to notice an object due to the clutter scattered around the room, at times may be used as an advantage.

"That cop didn't even notice those drugs on my table because of all my clutterflage"

by pytho666 July 29, 2014

cliterature

when one attempts foreplay with an intelligent woman, one must first practise cliterature. it entails reading literature to the woman, in order to arouse her.

"bro, she was so wet after i read her some cliterature."
"bro"
/high fives/

by blxxm March 27, 2015

Clutteration

When a person keeps items of significant and/or no significant relevance, yet hides them in certain parts of their residents; such as closets, drawers, cabinets, etc. instead of throwing them away or organizing them in their proper place.

Please help me get better with my clutteration problem.

by APhillips June 4, 2015

clatterati

People who write online, be it blogs, comments on articles or other Internet writing. The style of writing is at once witty and informed. Clattering on the keyboard irreverently, yet still having a literati message of import. The word is a portmanteau of "clatter" and "literati".

Gloria would write amusing yet informative talkback comments on the newspaper's website, believing herself to be a distinguished member of the clatterati.

by daverap July 22, 2015

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015

cliterferance

The intentional act of a female to redirect a mans attention from another female. Reasons may vary and are usually selfish.

Men cock block, bitches run cliterferance.
She just ran cliterferance on the dude I was gonna hook up with!

by Dreyray June 27, 2016

clutterfied

Opposite of simplified. To live clutterfied, one is mystified at how others live with so little belongings, perplexed at how to only have what they need in their living space.

Though my mom was raised in a simplified home, with everything in its place and a place for everything, she raised her family in a clutterfied home that was literally never ready for guests.

by SmileySarahInTexas May 12, 2016