Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.

Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.

by BushIsANazi August 20, 2015

Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.

These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.

by Chadd Bryant May 06, 2016

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 March 18, 2018

Coyote clap

A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.

Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm

by Big slick 29 December 26, 2021

handy clapped

When a retarded guy claps a big ass fat girls cheeks

fat Girl:hey I heard your handy clapped,I'm 400 pounds,you tryna fuck

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.

'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'

by DatGuyIn7H November 06, 2017

goofy clapping

Goofy Clapping, When a person shoots over another persons head in an effort to scare that person, not hit that person.

They weren't trying to kill him, they were just Goofy Clapping.

by DouShaew=Sha October 06, 2017