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Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!
by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017
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Little yellow chode

'What's your least favourite movie?'

'Despicable me, I hate those little yellow chodes.'
by Apricot Hoe September 4, 2016
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son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.
Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!
by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009
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Chode

Noun
Can be spelled "chode" or "choad". Either is acceptable and they mean the same thing.

Chode- A penis that is wider than it is long OR just a short, fat penis.
"Man, did you see that guy in that porno? His chode was so fat I didn't think the girl would have been able to fit it in her mouth!"

"DSL, my brother, DSL."
by Chode_Dweller February 16, 2009
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Chode

A dick that is fucking wider than it is fucking long and looks like my stupid-ass mother-fucking teachers face. It looks like a giant dick watermelon. No offense if you have one!!!!
I looked at my teachers face and was like, "What the fuck you have a chode?!"
by Haters of Ms.PP January 5, 2010
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Chode

A penis thats fatter than it is long.
Hey is that a pork pie attatched to that mans crotch?

Oh, no its just a chode.
by Geddessss March 18, 2009
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chode

Some people are retarded and think a chode is a penis wider than it is long. First of all, i don't think that's possible. A chode is the skin between your ball sac and your asshole. If a guy has a penis wider than it is long, wow, that is very sad.Your penis must be very short then.
"My chode was licked last night by my girlfriend."
by yOuR_mOm136 August 21, 2006
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