Chode

A penis that is as fat as it is long is a chode. The gooch is the area between the ass and the balls. There is no doubt about this. I don't know why people keep on arguing that gooch and chode are synonymus! They're not!
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick

I was sucking dick and I thought I was still playing with the balls. It turned out it was a chode.

by Ana Elena October 29, 2005

chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode

He's one heckuva chode-blapper!

by Foxy October 29, 2003

chode venom

simply stated it's another way of saying semen.

Yesterday after your mom bent over and exposed her camel flaps, I went home and choked up a little chode venom.

by TheNoodler December 23, 2006

chode mode

when your wanker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.

Bro it's freezing! I'm in total chode mode!

by hhhhhwhatttt! August 25, 2010

massive chode

The biggest creeper in PB, who alternates between whacking off to porn all day and lobbing personal assaults at his friends and any female friends that they may bring around.

LD Plasner is a massive chode

by Rick Smith April 25, 2005

chodehead

ones head that is remarkably shaped like a chode or is someone who is a fagtard or retrded moneky. Basically a wreched friggin idiot.

GOSH!!!! Napolean Dynamite is so NOT a chodehead, crow!

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

Chode Nazi

One who wheels and deals the chode, chode mcmuffin, chode butter, or any other type of chode good. They know all the chodes in the said area. They are the one who will say "No chode for you" if they don't think you deserve your desired chode.

The soup nazi from seinfeld, only with chodes, thus that person is known as the Chode Nazi.

by Veloxnatator July 30, 2008