Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Chasing the cheese

Basically chasing the money or getting money

The weekend just ended and im already chasing the cheese!

by Cobson The Great October 29, 2025

steeple chasing

performing sexual activity

the girl was steeple chasing with her boyfriend when her dad walked in.

by huricane katrina September 3, 2006

Chinese chasing

The acting of romantically pursuing someone of asian background.

Man, he really loves them Japanese girls. He be straight up chinese chasing after them all day.

by GeezThisGuy June 28, 2012

nicolas caging

The act of using one's Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscar to penetrate a Korean Forest Whitaker look-alike.

We were totes Nicolas Caging

by assrag February 28, 2015

nick caging

Making something so bad, everyone evacuates around you.

I'm nick caging the movie theater tomorrow night

by nickcaging May 19, 2016

Shot chasing

Using ketchup after taking a shot like a fucking legend.

Damn is that kevin shot chasing with ketchup again, what a sexc beast.

by Dirty Randy 42069 January 5, 2018